• Rant

    Sing the rain on the roof on a summer night

    It’s time. I haven’t got off a good rant in a while.  Let’s do this! The precipitating factor was a comment on Kid President’s facebook page.  His comment was “We need to live in a world with fewer selfies and more #otherpeoplies”.  Cute for sure.  Although my selfies with Bill the Dog make this world a better place, but I digress.  Someone commented “We need less ‘I’m offended’ and more ‘I’m listening’.”  On it’s face that sounds great.  Except for one thing.  Some shit is just goddamned offensive. I’m not listening to these assholes. ^That is a Getty Image apparent taken by Spencer Platt originally found on theroot.com That is…

  • Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    How sweet the sound

    Well this was a good week to be an American.   I gotta agree with 2001 Britney. I am quite shocked that this SCOTUS arrived at this decision.  I thought the court was so loaded by the Bush’s that it could not arrive at this decision.  48 years after Loving v. Virginia they finally righted another wrong.  Well some of them. Oh the irony! Thanks Obama. Speaking of irony, enjoy this little gem. There should totally be some accountability for that one. Next up, the confederate flag.  Last time I said the conversation would get confused.  Didn’t see the confederate flag thing coming, but seriously, why?  Take it down.  I’m part German.…

  • Bush is a Moron,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    What it is

    There are no words for how pissed I am at the right wing douchebags right now. Nine church going Americans lie dead and these assholes are deliberately confusing the conversation.  They are doing it because they don’t want to face the fact that we are the only civilized nation that has this kind of gun violence.  The rest of the world is asking what the hell is wrong with us.  And I have to concur.  What the hell is wrong with us? Rick Perry, total asshat that he is called it “an accident”.  Hey jackass!  Was it an accident the 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th time he reloaded?  WTF?  WTF?…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots

    So make lots of noise

      Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner.  Why do we care?  Seriously.  I’m not married to either one of them.  Who gives a shit? Rachel Dolezal.  A little more interesting.  She’s not black enough because she’s white.  She’s too black because she’s white.  She is checking the wrong box on her Census form?  I guess.  It’s not like there isn’t a whole bunch of people out there living out their fantasies as someone who they aren’t or maybe someone they became.  It’s just that Jenner can go to the best Doctors in America and go through gender reassignment.  I don’t think you can go through race reassignment so Rachel, we’ve got a problem. And…

  • It's all Reagan's fault,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    Been a long time

    I know.  I know.  I suck.  But I’m here now. The problem is I don’t turn on the news any more so I am slightly less pissed off these days.  However, I do turn on the interwebs so let’s buckle our seatbelts kittens because the stupid is deep. Mike Huckabee.  Moron.  Here’s the quote “We are moving rapidly toward the criminalization of Christianity”.  No we aren’t you moron.  When I was a little kid we sang “Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world, be they yellow black or white they are precious in His sight, Jesus loves the little children of the world.”  It doesn’t say…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots

    She bet on one horse to win and I bet on another to show

    How about a year end wrap up?  Oh what the hell? Here are last year’s top ten: Lose that last 35 pounds.  Lost another 10 but still have a ways to go. Ride at 15mph. I started to get faster and then had that hamstring injury so I’m still sitting around 11.7mph Eliminate the rest of the debt.  Didn’t get this done but did make steady progress Eliminate the IRS issue.  Didn’t get this done either but am making payments thus eliminating the potential for debtors prison Practice the daily 10 five days a week.  I’m giving myself a C+ on this one.  I did remarkably well on this when I…

  • Rant

    They have the authority to kill a minority

    One thing we all have to understand and most people don’t, there are the protestors and there are the troublemakers.  And they are not the same people.  In the Bay Area the troublemakers are the Anarchists and the thugs.  Those are not the people who are protesting the disproportionate deaths of African American men at the hands of the police.  It must stop.  I said when it happened that Eric Garner’s death was egregious.  It still is.  And if they shut down every highway in the bay area until change is implemented, I’m fine with that.  Because at the end of the day, we all bleed one color.  Red.  And that’s…

  • Rant

    All your life will ever be

    Told you. Eric Garner is finally getting his due.  I wish the assholes would stop and allow the peaceful protestors to do their thing.  Way back when it happened I said they left that man dead in the street pretending like he was still alive.  He wasn’t.  They used an illegal choke hold on a man that wasn’t doing anything in the first place and they killed a husband, father and grandfather.  And the State of New York let it happen.  And to the right wing, it’s not about taxation.  It’s not about Obama’s police state.  It’s about racism.  Period. Shame on them and shame on this country. The thing…

  • Rant

    I want to bathe you in holy water

    Time to call bullshit. The Daily ShowGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,The Daily Show on Facebook,Daily Show Video Archive Mark Zuckerman and his wife just donated $25 MILLION dollars to the CDC to fight ebola.  Bullshit. What would the world look like if somebody had dropped $25 million dollars on the CDC in 1981?  What if it wasn’t called “gay cancer” back then?  What if the President of the United States had actually uttered the word “AIDS” during his term?  Yeah, bullshit. The fact that Obama actually said the word “ebola” in a press conference makes his tee time irrelevant. Because GW took 407 days off as President and Obama…

  • Rant

    Only few return, so only few will learn

    Let’s have some fun at Fox News’ expense. In Guilfoyle’s defense she did ask “why did you feel compelled to ruin her thing?”  But seriously boys.  Seriously.  You are an embarrassment and anyone who still watches this assclowns should go out and shoot themselves in the head.  It won’t hurt them because their heads are empty.  No one with a brain watches these asshats. And then they got owned. It’s a long way from being the First Lady of the City by the Bay to sitting next to these sleezeballs.  I wonder if she ever sleeps. In other news, this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkPGsKdbYRA#t=121 In Russia everyone has dashcams.  That’s how we…