• Bon Mots and Cheap Shots,  Dogs

    Geaux Saints!

    It’s Super Bowl Sunday. A friend sent me an email with the bet between Indy and New Orleans. Apparently if Indy wins they get Mayor Nagin. If New Orleans wins, Indy takes Mayor Nagin. For the first time in a couple of years I actually care about the game. I’m not much of a Raider fan, but I did keep one eye open in 2003. The last one that mattered to me was 1995. I had a big party that day. And ran a $2000 pool that someone who showed up at my house actually won. I did enjoy the 1990 shellacking of Denver, but the thing that sticks out…

  • Title Insurance

    Forget the hearst ’cause I never die

    It’s probably not a great idea to taunt hackers, but really?  My programming skills are rudimentary.  If I can find the offending code in my header in 15 minutes, you suck.  You’re not even a good hacker.  You’re just a prepubescent twit who should turn off the computer and go take your bath so you’re not late to school tomorrow. [youtube 0MILtDGFKZo] There’s four minutes of your life you’ll never get back.  You’re welcome.  I was actually looking for the mailbag bit, but after the eskimo midgets and the chinese trapeze uh, artists, well, I had no choice but to go with Dobermans and Saran Wrap. Actually, maybe the Burgermeister…

  • Boycott Foley Family Wines,  Stuck on Stupid

    With sword in hand I face demands, delivered with the best intentions

    We all know that PBE is all about accountability.  I have no problem calling out whoever on their bullshit.  Today is a Mea Culpa.  I got called out on my bullshit.  And I was wrong.  I made a mistake.  I checked my facts as best I could at 5:30 in the morning, but sometimes I’m not at my best.  Lucky for y’all Gloria Schaefer was nearby with a newspaper to smack me on the nose.  I should have known better.  I knew I was sad to see Audelessa on the list of Foley wines, but I couldn’t remember why besides that I liked their juice.  The reason was that I…