• It's all Reagan's fault,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    Been a long time

    I know.  I know.  I suck.  But I’m here now. The problem is I don’t turn on the news any more so I am slightly less pissed off these days.  However, I do turn on the interwebs so let’s buckle our seatbelts kittens because the stupid is deep. Mike Huckabee.  Moron.  Here’s the quote “We are moving rapidly toward the criminalization of Christianity”.  No we aren’t you moron.  When I was a little kid we sang “Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world, be they yellow black or white they are precious in His sight, Jesus loves the little children of the world.”  It doesn’t say…

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    They have the authority to kill a minority

    One thing we all have to understand and most people don’t, there are the protestors and there are the troublemakers.  And they are not the same people.  In the Bay Area the troublemakers are the Anarchists and the thugs.  Those are not the people who are protesting the disproportionate deaths of African American men at the hands of the police.  It must stop.  I said when it happened that Eric Garner’s death was egregious.  It still is.  And if they shut down every highway in the bay area until change is implemented, I’m fine with that.  Because at the end of the day, we all bleed one color.  Red.  And that’s…

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    All your life will ever be

    Told you. Eric Garner is finally getting his due.  I wish the assholes would stop and allow the peaceful protestors to do their thing.  Way back when it happened I said they left that man dead in the street pretending like he was still alive.  He wasn’t.  They used an illegal choke hold on a man that wasn’t doing anything in the first place and they killed a husband, father and grandfather.  And the State of New York let it happen.  And to the right wing, it’s not about taxation.  It’s not about Obama’s police state.  It’s about racism.  Period. Shame on them and shame on this country. The thing…

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    I want to bathe you in holy water

    Time to call bullshit. The Daily ShowGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,The Daily Show on Facebook,Daily Show Video Archive Mark Zuckerman and his wife just donated $25 MILLION dollars to the CDC to fight ebola.  Bullshit. What would the world look like if somebody had dropped $25 million dollars on the CDC in 1981?  What if it wasn’t called “gay cancer” back then?  What if the President of the United States had actually uttered the word “AIDS” during his term?  Yeah, bullshit. The fact that Obama actually said the word “ebola” in a press conference makes his tee time irrelevant. Because GW took 407 days off as President and Obama…

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    Only few return, so only few will learn

    Let’s have some fun at Fox News’ expense. In Guilfoyle’s defense she did ask “why did you feel compelled to ruin her thing?”  But seriously boys.  Seriously.  You are an embarrassment and anyone who still watches this assclowns should go out and shoot themselves in the head.  It won’t hurt them because their heads are empty.  No one with a brain watches these asshats. And then they got owned. It’s a long way from being the First Lady of the City by the Bay to sitting next to these sleezeballs.  I wonder if she ever sleeps. In other news, this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkPGsKdbYRA#t=121 In Russia everyone has dashcams.  That’s how we…

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    Pastoral scene of the gallant South

    Miss me? Sorry, it’s been busy around here. So in our last show our hero was railing against the police killing an African American man and leaving him dead in the street while pretending he was still alive.  Fast forward and… No pretending Michael Brown was still alive.  They shot that young man six times.  He wasn’t getting back up.  And FINALLY a town blew up.  It should not be a freaking mystery to anyone.  We pretend like we aren’t a racist nation or is it lip service that we pay to the idea?  We suck.  We just suck. Of course this new Right Wing has made it ok within…

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    Yes, I’m running down the railway track

    I’ve been on this one for years but goddammit, I’m right.  Once everyone else figures it out it’ll be too late.  When I first moved to Concord in 2000, I went down to the Concord PD and said “Hey I have a Doberman Pinscher, but he’s a nice dog”.  They were like “So what?”  I said “I don’t want you to shoot my dog”.  They said “If you don’t do anything you shouldn’t we won’t shoot your dog.”  Well, that was a lie.  And it’s been the lie.  Dogs get shot all of the time and the standard police lie is “The dog posed a threat to the officer”.  This…

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    Make your life a mockery

    I cannot imagine the horror Peter Rodgers and his ex-wife went through last Friday night.  The killer’s mother found his video and his 141 page manifesto online, called her ex-husband and they jumped in the car and raced to Santa Barbara.  They heard on the radio about the rampage going on in Isla Vista.  I cannot imagine.  I’m sure they knew the moment they heard.  The shock that went through their bodies.  They had that kid in therapy every day of his life since he was 8 years old and it didn’t stop the carnage.  They called the police on April 30th and the Santa Barbara Sheriff’s office sent six…

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    Don your crown and cleanse the nation

    There’s some bullshit brewing down in the Nevada desert.  It almost came to a head last weekend but the BLM was wise enough to pull back before it blew up.  All kinds of armed nutjobs from Idaho (the next frontier of gun toting wingnuts) brought their guns and set up positions.  I say send these asshats to Afghanistan.  I doubt a single one of them has actually served our country and right now their behavior is treasonous.   Yet the Right Wing clings to them as if they were “patriots”.  They aren’t.  They are criminals.  And Cliven Bundy is a criminal too, and a liar.  And this one is for…

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    A preconceived idea of what it all meant

    As a country, we really need to stop being so stupid. First up, the ADA. Seriously.  It’s not that hard.  And furthermore, it’s actually easy if you’re not an asshole.  Don’t be an asshole. Texas, that bastion of all things patriotic and christian.  And one of the states that scares me when I go there.  So in keeping with that Christian theme, here’s a little something from the Marine Corps Times.   Sure glad that asshat supports our troops and all.  Thankfully shit got pretty sideways for them on yelp. I’m sick and tired of the Red States talking out of both sides of their mouths.  Obviously that inbred hick…