• Bon Mots and Cheap Shots,  Bush is a Moron,  Corporate Wankers,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    I’m the other white meat known as ‘Kid Funky Fried’

    This country has had better weeks.  And few worse. Oh how we cling to our  guns because they are going to protect us.  No one would be able to hurt us if we all had our assault rifles.  No one would be able to place a bomb at a public event and murder three people and maim hundreds more.  And if they did the gun owners could just mow them down with their awesome firepower. Yeah.  Didn’t happen. Well, if those same two shit stains got into a gun fight we could defend ourselves and shoot back and…didn’t happen. Your “Red Dawn” fantasy is laughable. ~Steve Marmel Why is no…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    That’s the best you can do

    The War on Drugs.  Why? It’s been going on for 40 years now.  It was Nixon that declared a war on drugs.  Interestingly, Jimmy Carter campaigned on decriminalizing marijuana.  See, he wasn’t as bad as the Right made him out to be.  Because since it’s inception the War on Drugs has cost the American people financially, over a trillion dollars.  We’re moving at a clip of about $1716 per second right now.  In the time it will take you to read PBE we will have spent about a million dollars on the War on Drugs.  What did our money get us? Well, at a rate of $35 billion per year…

  • Bush is a Moron,  It's all Reagan's fault,  Rant

    Foreman says these jobs are going boys and they ain’t coming back to your hometown

    OK, maybe the Presidential debate drinking game wasn’t such a great idea.  Or maybe drinking whenever someone said “middle class” was a bad idea. Not to worry, this morning we have a whole new kettle of fish to shoot in a barrel.  Or rather, binders of women.  What does that mean? Maybe not that. Not like that Bubba.  Jeez.  Now Hillary is going to want to… Doh! This morning’s stop over at Politifact.com, they rated most of the debate was at least half or mostly true which is a big improvement.  Romney should not have gone after the Libya thing so hard, he was wrong.  The thing is, to any…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots,  It's all Reagan's fault,  Stuck on Stupid

    Y’all remember to wipe your feet

    Let’s see, where to start? Back to the Mormon agenda for a minute.  When was the last time a faggot knocked on your door and tried to recruit you?  Yeah, never. Hypocrites unite.  Maryland delegate Donald H. Dwyer, Jr. the guy who thinks gays are a threat to children crashes his boat into…yep a boatload of children.  Injuring 4.  Blood alcohol level?  .20.  Legally drunk at .08.  Let’s do the math.  .20 divided by .08, 2, carry the 4, 2.5 times the legal limit.  Well played asshat. The 47%.  For once, Mittens is right.   47% of this country don’t pay taxes.  That is because they are under the poverty…

  • Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    Come on now we’re marching to the sea

    I can’t help but think about magic underwear when I see Mitt Romney.  I went to check out “temple garmets” (apparently magic underwear is considered to be derogotory) and to my surprise, they’re sold out.  Or maybe they just didn’t pay their ISP.  No matter. This Web site is down for maintenance. We’re sorry about the inconvenience. Please come back later. What I’m really wondering about is at what point does this country wake up and start talking about the Mormon agenda?  We’ve been told how terrible the gay agenda is, which is kind of funny.  This is not the gay agenda. This is the rantings of a guy like…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots,  Bush is a Moron,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    We both know I’m not what you need

    We haven’t done Bon Mots and Cheap Shots in a while.  After five days on the road, it seems appropriate. Let’s start off with Delta Airlines.  Credit where credit is due.  They got those sonofabitches off the gate and in the air on time.  Set a watch by those guys.  Clear airplanes, delightful staff.  Smooth flight back to Orlando and relatively smooth home, even though I know that’s a function of the weather, I was expecting a rough flight home and it did not scare the crap out of me.  In spite of both flights home being over booked on the way home I had an empty seat next to…

  • Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    We’re not dumb and we’re not blind

    Dear Congressman for my client, I am writing you today on behalf of one of your constituents, Mr. <client’s name redacted> and his family.  They currently reside at <client’s address redacted>, CA, but that situation is tenacious.Today, Bank of America took Mr. <client’s name redacted> home.  Their behavior towards the short sale process and Mr. <client’s name redacted> was at best, not in good faith, and more likely criminal. I am a real estate broker associate with The Cult of Red.  I represented Mr. and Mrs. <client’s name redacted> as they tried to salvage their dignity and short sell their home.  Mr. <client’s name redacted> has worked hard and had a job every day of…

  • Stuck on Stupid

    I’m a thoroughbred that’s what she said

    Well, it looks like one of the rodeo clowns fell out of the clown car.  Too bad, he was fun to watch.  Embarrassing, but fun. The Republican concept that you beat a negro with another negro was offensive.  Especially since their negro spoke ebonics.  There I said it.  And if God told Herman Cain to run for President, who was Little Herman taking his marching orders from? God: “Herman, I want you to run for President, your country needs you” Herman: “Thank you Lord” God: “Little Herman, I want you to  find every adulteress you can and show her the key to heaven” Because God is a flip flopper. Because y’all have…

  • Corporate Wankers,  It's all Reagan's fault,  Stuck on Stupid

    Millions of people living as foes

    You know, I’d leave this subject alone if it weren’t so important.  Or if it was the drum I’ve been pounding on for the last four years. I’ve said for 20 years that the title industry needed to unionize.  Now I know OTG just regurgitated, but before you projectile vomit, consider this; if the industry was unionized the jobs wouldn’t have been shipped to India.  And we’d all be in pretty decent shape right now.  It’s not like the title companies have less work, they don’t.  It’s different work.  Probably more work. Now riddle me this kittens, if you were making $127k per year would everything be peachy keen in…

  • It's all Reagan's fault,  Rant

    We’re finally on our own

    It could be argued that Occupy Wall Street is wasting a whole bunch of tax payer money.  And I wouldn’t dispute that it’s costing our cities a lot of money to manage the situation.  It could also be argued that a lot of the violence is being committed by the State. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmJmmnMkuEM I don’t think that’s ok.  And you shouldn’t either.  Pepper spray was not designed for that use.  Shame on them. These guys aren’t going away.  And they shouldn’t either.  As much as Faux News would like to demonize them and say they are puppets of George Soros, this is organic.  George Soros didn’t offer to send them porto…