• Rant

    Country music, without prejudice.

    It’s Sunday morning and I feel a sermon comin’ on! I’m going to remove a word from our vocabulary today.  “Entitlements”. The kind of government program that provides individuals with personal financial benefits (or sometimes special government-provided goods or services) to which an indefinite (but usually rather large) number of potential beneficiaries have a legal right (enforceable in court, if necessary) whenever they meet eligibility conditions that are specified by the standing law that authorizes the program. The beneficiaries of entitlement programs are normally individual citizens or residents, but sometimes organizations such as business corporations, local governments, or even political parties may have similar special “entitlements” under certain programs. The most important…

  • Rant

    Every tear-soaked whiskey memory blown away

    Earlier this week the mother of all storms crashed into New Jersey and New York in particular. Governor Christie started off basically telling his constituents that they were on their own.  He was still his arrogant annoying self. Then something strange happened.  Sandy came through and washed him clean.  He got to actually spend time with the POTUS.  He got to see him in action and as the internets are saying a bromance budded. What Christie learned which ignorant bastards like Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh will never know is that Obama cares about this country and the people living here.  His team was ready to go and sprung into…

  • Corporate Wankers

    And this is crazy

    Two posts in two days?  You gotta know something is really pissing me off. Chevron. Complete asshats.  This is why Citizens United was total bullshit. We just got it up the ass here in the Bay Area to the tune of $4.90 per gallon.  And then we got it up the ass a second time when Chevron donated $2,500,000. to Romney’s campaign.  Total bullshit. As much as I would like to pick on Sheldon Adelson, the truth of the matter is he’s in the gaming business.  And people are stupid.  That’s why he’s so freaking rich.  I don’t have a problem with him participating in the political process.  I have…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots

    And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate

    I love Colin Powell.  In answer to the question “Who would you like to sit down and have dinner with?” my answer would be: Wes Clark Colin Powell Bill Clinton Cher (I’m serious) Arnold Not in any particular order.  What to they have in common?  They’re all extremely intelligent and deep independent thinkers.  Cher was the only one that came from the middle class, the others all made it from nothing.  I really wish someone would give Wes Clark a high level position in government.  I know he went mano e mano with Clinton, which I bet was something to watch.  I saw Clark speak in person when he ran…

  • Bush is a Moron,  It's all Reagan's fault,  Rant

    Foreman says these jobs are going boys and they ain’t coming back to your hometown

    OK, maybe the Presidential debate drinking game wasn’t such a great idea.  Or maybe drinking whenever someone said “middle class” was a bad idea. Not to worry, this morning we have a whole new kettle of fish to shoot in a barrel.  Or rather, binders of women.  What does that mean? Maybe not that. Not like that Bubba.  Jeez.  Now Hillary is going to want to… Doh! This morning’s stop over at Politifact.com, they rated most of the debate was at least half or mostly true which is a big improvement.  Romney should not have gone after the Libya thing so hard, he was wrong.  The thing is, to any…

  • Rant

    Praise the Lord I have a plan

    Old Title Guy wanted me to pick on the Catholic church.  It’s as if the Bishops read PBE. The Bishop of New Jersey, hereinafter referred to as Bishop Snookie, has said that if you support gay marriage you should not take communion.  Seriously dude?  Let’s break this one down. Catholics don’t believe in birth control so they multiply in larger numbers than say, protestants, or snake charmers.  So there’s more of them, good for the Bishops, that means more people to have control over, equals more power.  Now, the ratio for gay kids to straight kids is one in ten.  Therefore out of every family of three, who each has…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots,  It's all Reagan's fault,  Stuck on Stupid

    Y’all remember to wipe your feet

    Let’s see, where to start? Back to the Mormon agenda for a minute.  When was the last time a faggot knocked on your door and tried to recruit you?  Yeah, never. Hypocrites unite.  Maryland delegate Donald H. Dwyer, Jr. the guy who thinks gays are a threat to children crashes his boat into…yep a boatload of children.  Injuring 4.  Blood alcohol level?  .20.  Legally drunk at .08.  Let’s do the math.  .20 divided by .08, 2, carry the 4, 2.5 times the legal limit.  Well played asshat. The 47%.  For once, Mittens is right.   47% of this country don’t pay taxes.  That is because they are under the poverty…

  • Rant

    I’ve been very hungry but not enough to kill

    Yesterday was a weird day.  As I drove to the real estate marketing meeting, I heard tons of sirens above me on the 680.  Friends of mine said that they were shocked at how many cars that appeared normal in traffic, whipped out a light and magically became police cars.  It was an 11-99 call.  Officer down.  Some shit stain shot a CHP in rush hour traffic.  Luckily there was a second officer available to unload his weapon into said shit stain and eradicate him from this life. Bay area commuters being the thoughtful oafs that they are, complained about traffic.  You people are assholes.  While I am consistently conflicted about the…

  • Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    Come on now we’re marching to the sea

    I can’t help but think about magic underwear when I see Mitt Romney.  I went to check out “temple garmets” (apparently magic underwear is considered to be derogotory) and to my surprise, they’re sold out.  Or maybe they just didn’t pay their ISP.  No matter. This Web site is down for maintenance. We’re sorry about the inconvenience. Please come back later. What I’m really wondering about is at what point does this country wake up and start talking about the Mormon agenda?  We’ve been told how terrible the gay agenda is, which is kind of funny.  This is not the gay agenda. This is the rantings of a guy like…

  • Bubba the Blue Doberman,  Rant

    Your body won’t be injured but in your mind you’ll get scared

    For the record, I have several rants brewing, so that’s going to be the theme for a while. Bubba is a head case.  We all know that.  He’s my head case.  I love that dog but sometimes he can work your last nerve.  Like jumping on Norman and starting the brawl to end it all when Norman was down with an abscessed anal gland.  Really Bubba?  Extraordinarily dickish. So I spent $275 taking him to an animal behaviorist.  In this particular case I would have been better off with a witch doctor.  The idiot I went to, first words out of her mouth were about his prong collar.  I knew the conversation…