I got a piece of information last week that is making my head spin. Where is a good place to start on this one? I’m sure I’m the last person on the planet to hear this, I’m just, well, it doesn’t compute.
Yeah that’s not better. But somebody somewhere along the line taught that girl how to sing.
Seems okie dokey, but here’s the part that doesn’t compute. Both of her parents are Pentecostal pastors. No shit.
We all know I like to pick on organized religion. Especially the piss poor state of it. Of course I wonder if it ever wasn’t piss poor. Some sterling examples? How about this gem? Seriously, a $500. meet and greet package with Uncle Si at the Temple Baptist Church.
12 And Jesus entered the temple and drove out all those who were buying and selling in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who were selling doves. 13 And He said to them, “It is written, ‘MY HOUSE SHALL BE CALLED A HOUSE OF PRAYER’; but you are making it a robber’s den.”
Well played Uncle Si. Just remember what your idiot brother said, marry’em young, like 15. Yeah. Dumbasses. At least you were smart enough to walk away from your show before anyone else figured out you were complete frauds.
Head spinning yet? Mine too. Russell Brand’s mother in law was a Pentecostal pastor. Chew on that for a while.
OK, that was really too much. Let’s try this on for size instead. How about a sin and tonic? Oh why the hell not?
We’re a Christian nation doncha know. That’s why we’re all pissed off at this guy.
Why the hell not?
Yeah, I feel like this guy more often than not.