Bon Mots and Cheap Shots,  It's all Reagan's fault,  Stuck on Stupid

Y’all remember to wipe your feet

Let’s see, where to start?

Back to the Mormon agenda for a minute.  When was the last time a faggot knocked on your door and tried to recruit you?  Yeah, never.

Hypocrites unite.  Maryland delegate Donald H. Dwyer, Jr. the guy who thinks gays are a threat to children crashes his boat into…yep a boatload of children.  Injuring 4.  Blood alcohol level?  .20.  Legally drunk at .08.  Let’s do the math.  .20 divided by .08, 2, carry the 4, 2.5 times the legal limit.  Well played asshat.

The 47%.  For once, Mittens is right.   47% of this country don’t pay taxes.  That is because they are under the poverty line, dipshit. Lessee.  Do I know anyone who doesn’t pay taxes?  Oh yeah.  MY MOM.  Yep, Mittens, that little old 84 year old lady doesn’t pay any taxes.  She can’t even take advantage of her mortgage interest deduction.  And yeah, she sucks the life out of those government programs, like Social Security that she paid into for let’s see, freaking forever, and that Medicare shit you want to make a voucher system.  Yeah, the one that actually benefits the people who can take advantage of it.  I’m voting for my Mom whether she gets it or not.

Mittens.  You are so freaking far out of touch with the average American it’s obscene.  Let’s see.  Who else doesn’t make enough money to pay taxes?  Enlisted grunts.  Disabled veterans.  Those leaches on society.  Sorry Mittens, you’re the leach on our society.

He paid taxes at a rate of 13.5% to 14% depending if you ask Faux News or or  Needless to say CNN and NPR agree only Faux news changed the numbers to 20%, which is…a lie.  But facts don’t matter, we’ver heard Mittens say his campaign is not going to be influenced by the facts.   My tax rate is 20%.  Now who is the leach on society?  He should be paying at least what I pay.  Period.

To quote the Brother “You are entitled to your own opinion.  You are not entitled to your own facts.”

From Neil Newhouse of the Romney campaign “Fact-checkers come to this with their own sets of thoughts and beliefs and you know what? We’re not going let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers.”  Huh?  Facts are facts dipshit.  It is, or it isn’t.

That’s not to say the DNC hasn’t blurred the truth a bit themselves.  That’s why my new favorite website is  Go see who’s pants are on fire.  Seriously.  There’s a trend.

Let’s revisit the Mormons, because I like picking on them.  Because they’re a bunch of liars with an agenda.  They are going to tear off their lizard masks and it’s going to be too late.  Y’all are worried about the Muslims and for the most part they are a peaceful bunch.  Kind of like the Christians.  If you don’t take the assholes into consideration. . . but both religions are rife with assholes so what do you do?

Remember the house across the street with the Yes on 8 sign?  The sanctity of marriage fergodsakes.  Well, she left him two years ago, about six months after the Prop 8 neighborhood debacle.  Yep, Miss Sanctity of Marriage left her husband.  Now I’ve always had a congenial relationship with her now ex-husband.  He’s a nice guy.  He’ll help me dig something up, push the Mustang back in the garage, helped me unload a .357 once, genuinely good guy.  Here’s the kicker.  The kids stayed with him, they did not leave with her.  About two months ago the divorce was final and she got the house.  He packed his shit and moved up the street and all of these Mormon guys started swarming around the house remodeling the whole thing.  New everything.  Then Princess Rhoda Olive Emity Eliza Mary Zina Louisa Emma, moved back in.  Sans children.  They stayed with the father.  The nice guy.  Dear Princess, I have much contempt for you and your LDS asshole friends.  And  your asshole Presidential candidate.

And God bless Billie Joe.  In a minute. That’s how a rockstar properly loses his shit.

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