Forget the hearst ’cause I never die
It’s probably not a great idea to taunt hackers, but really? My programming skills are rudimentary. If I can find the offending code in my header in 15 minutes, you suck. You’re not even a good hacker. You’re just a prepubescent twit who should turn off the computer and go take your bath so you’re not late to school tomorrow.
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There’s four minutes of your life you’ll never get back. You’re welcome. I was actually looking for the mailbag bit, but after the eskimo midgets and the chinese trapeze uh, artists, well, I had no choice but to go with Dobermans and Saran Wrap.
Actually, maybe the Burgermeister had me hacked. Or some guy from their tech department. It really was a low quality hack and if you’ve ever used Simon, you’ll know why I think it could be their IT department. Earnings came out on Wednesday and as I suspected they reported a $69.3 million dollar profit. Translation 30 cents per share beating the street by 8 cents per share. Trailing EPS of .61 cents. Then they announced a 15 cent per share dividend for Q4. Hopefully some of those employees who were laid off in January own some stock. It rose 6 cents per share in late trading. I don’t know what the ex date is. Now why are you drinking this guy’s juice?
Old Repulsive brought in revenue of $3.8 billion, up 2%. Total Q4 loss of $.15 per share. They paid a dividend of $.17 per share. Beating the street by $.10 per share. And they still have employees that have been with the company for over 20 years.
The Bloodless Empire doesn’t report until February 25th. I’ve got to wonder, what are they hiding? Oh what the hell?
Dinty Moore reports on February 18th and I know what they are hiding. Their balance sheet looks like Mr. White, Mr. Brown, Mr. Orange, Mr. Pink and Mr. Blonde stopped by.
I think the Little Engine That Could is printing money at night up at the Sierra Lodge. I don’t know how else they’re doing it.
I’ve got to do a security upgrade over the weekend so if my usual drivel is missing, don’t depair, I’ll be back as soon as I figure out what I did with the content files.