Hola!Â I thought you were supposed to use an upsidedown exclamation mark with that.Â Guess not.Â Today I played in the ocean, spent too much time in the sun and learned what the big friggin deal with the time shares was.Â These guys get paid $135 for every referral that converts.Â That is a lot of pesos.Â They get one conversion out of about ten referrals.Â Kind of like the cold call rate.Â You knew I would know those numbers.Â
It isÂ a sad day in the wine world.Â I just could never imagine getting to the point that there was only one solution.Â Of course I spend a tremendous amount of time digging through piles of horse shit looking for ponies.
I have one thing to say to those 244 Representatives.Â OK two.Â One 2010.Â The other?Â Quit being a bunch of freaking babies.Â Your way didnÂ´t work.Â Quit being a bunch of pouty babies.Â Get on board.Â And one more thing.Â 2010.Â Seriously, weÂ´re all paying over $4k each for the last stimulus plan that paid untold amounts to unnamed executives and you assholes are voting against this?Â You are a bunch of freaking babies.
For some reason IÂ´ve been thinking a lot about Beauregard on this trip.Â ItÂ´s so weird.Â He was the youngest animal I have lost.Â The last two years have been such a whirlwind/nightmare and now I have a couple of days to reflect and my dogÂ´s dead.Â How the hell did that happen?Â I mean I know how it happened.Â He had cancer.Â He woke me up at 3am and he couldnÂ´t breathe.Â The cancer was drowning him, but how did that happen?Â
When I get home I have a USDA Prime rant ready to go on lenders.Â I know you canÂ´t wait for that one.