• Bon Mots and Cheap Shots

    Reliving in our eloquence.

    It’s time.  This time I’m doing it on the last day of the year rather that one of the first days of the following year. We all know there are no New Year’s Resolutions here at PBE.  Only goals.  And goals are, apparently not a part of the Pirate Code. Let’s review last year. So without further ado, the goals for 2011. Lose that damned 50 pounds (I figured out that if I don’t I will be essentially riding an extra 350 pounds to LA for the Lifecycle.  Not cute) -I was right, not cute. Fail. Organize real estate business to optimal efficiency and STAY ORGANIZED -I’d give myself a…

  • Rant

    I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited

    I can’t help it.  I must rage on. The one guy who actually understands conservatism is a bleeding heart liberal. I’m going to miss Barney Frank. Warts and all. The sonofabitch is just smarter than everybody else. The war on drugs. I could give a shit. Seriously. I suppose on some levels it made sense when Richard Nixon initially rolled it out. That was forty years ago and it no longer makes sense. Currently there are approximately 1.5 million Americans in jail on drug offenses. All hell is breaking loose on the Mexican border. The police are using para-military tactics on innocent Americans and no progress has really been made.…

  • Rant

    I’m Jesus Christ, and I approved this message.

    You know I can’t leave this one alone. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA Obama’s war on religion?  What in the hell are you talking about?  And why does Texas keep electing morons to be their Governor.  Seriously.  What is wrong with that state?  We should let them secede, as advocated by Rick Perry who now wants to be President.  We just don’t need another moron  Texan in the White House.  Last good Texan in the White House?  LBJ. Maybe if you WERE in the pew every Sunday you would know what the hell was actually in the Bible.  You are an idiot! Our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas?  Certainly not in the Walmart that…

  • Stuck on Stupid

    I’m a thoroughbred that’s what she said

    Well, it looks like one of the rodeo clowns fell out of the clown car.  Too bad, he was fun to watch.  Embarrassing, but fun. The Republican concept that you beat a negro with another negro was offensive.  Especially since their negro spoke ebonics.  There I said it.  And if God told Herman Cain to run for President, who was Little Herman taking his marching orders from? God: “Herman, I want you to run for President, your country needs you” Herman: “Thank you Lord” God: “Little Herman, I want you to  find every adulteress you can and show her the key to heaven” Because God is a flip flopper. Because y’all have…

  • Cycling

    I heard the voices of friends vanished and gone

    I’m a little behind here. It’s really time for my annual Black Friday outrage post, but it’s already World AIDS Day. World AIDS day means that it’s a year later and there is no cure. It means another 50,000 Americans were infected with the virus last year. It means the pandemic rages on in sub-Saharan Africa. I was listening to NPR the other morning and they were talking about how HIV works. I can’t find the article on their website to link back but the Dr. they were interviewing was talking about how it’s a three pronged issue. Prevention. Vaccination. Management. There is a lot of different places for money…