• Home Improvements,  Photojournalism

    French police wouldn’t give me no peace

    Bubba mixed it up with Loki yesterday. It was the worst fight he’s been in. They locked on each other and weren’t giving in. The Brother had Loki I think by the scruff or maybe in a barrel hug and I had Bubba by his haunches and I was pulling away. I thought Bubba was ok, but he just continues to get his ass kicked. His face is punctured. He’s still on antibiotics from the asskicking Rita handed him, so it’s just another day at the farm. He was actually really protective when they first got here and he really didn’t back off that position too much. Loki was a…

  • Coconut Telegraph,  Corporate Wankers

    Hush hush keep it down now voices carry

    The feedbag is going to be fun today: Now Jerrold G. Hauptman, you signed documents saying to the best of your knowledge these are the 20 Largest Unsecured Creditors and you know this to be utter Bullshit!  You might want to rethink some things and redo your little list because I know what you know!!   The powers that be(government, judges, EBSA, Dept of Labor) are  gonna look at you and wonder if your not telling the truth about this little document what else have you not told the truth about and when they start digging all your gonna end up with is one deep, dark, black hole that hopefully Patty…

  • Corporate Wankers,  Title Insurance

    The Lord could surf without a surfboard Christmas

    You know, when you run a business like a sailor on a $700 drunk…. The Petition Twenty largest creditors Equity holders. Verification of creditors matrix Now, you just KNOW that the $507k owed to John Harritt did not slip by the Wine dog. Or Mofo for $728k. (I told you they weren’t getting paid) But I wasn’t expecting to see Mr. Awalt to the tune of $746k. And the Dan Gaudrau I know is a powerlifting guy, a giant of a man…and I believe ex-Marine. Is it the same guy? Stiffed by the Hauptmans? Dude. Now THAT could leave a mark. A special PBE thanks to Oldtitleguy and his pacer…

  • Title Insurance

    Send lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

    Assets are found or have been departed with improperly. It’s not good news for anyone, but I wouldn’t assume anything as of yet. David Balter Looks like someone has learned how the Hauptmans like to do business. Try the Caymen Islands. Another gentle reader tipped the Wine Dog off to some hefty political contributions happening over at 1515 Arapahoe. Or is it the party over on Wazee? I hear there’s big DNC parties going on at the Hauptman residence this week. Anyone? Bueller? Now I’ve got a bleeding liberal heart the size of all outdoors, but I don’t have the balls the stiff the workers and have lavish parties to…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots

    Time well wasted

    I was talking with a gal today about wasting time. She had given away her television to help herself stop from wasting time. So she found a way to waste time watching movies on the internet. Sometimes I’m really good at wasting time on the internet. Other times, it’s like this. Today was one of those good days. I got sent this story. Of course you know where I’m going to go with it. So we’ll skip that part and go right to the part where I google to find out if it’s even true in the first place. It appears that there was a problem with the engineering and…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots,  Title Insurance

    So much for the golden future, I can’t even start

    Dolphyngyrl likes to get me going first thing in the morning. Today she rolled snake eyes. Bikers down. Yeah, holy crap. Sonofabun is certain that Rita looks just like Ben Affleck in Daredevil. OK, she kind of does. Today I found her crouched in the doorway of the dining room stalking squirrels. She was on full alert, primed to spring, just watching. It was kind of cool and kind of evil all at the same time. She is kind of cool and kind of evil most of the time. Connect the Dots It is my life’s work right now to find the missing link that pierces Jerry’s corporate veil. Every…

  • Rant

    I was gambling in Havana, I took a little risk

    [youtube PBVIwO5n9hk] [youtube ek3jAkx9m10] Allow me to whine a little. Actually, we shouldn’t be whining. We should be screaming. We should be screaming at these people who are so out of touch with what happened that it’s criminal. Skip a vacation? Manage a budget? Buy a clue! If I didn’t personally see LO’s lie to their clients about the loans they were receiving, if I didn’t personally see EO’s turn a blind eye, if I did not see people signing loan papers that they had no business signing, that would be one thing. But I saw it all first hand. I know how we got here. I was chirping about…