Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo Number 5

And here’s the link. Because that’ll show the elevation chart, which will explain why I’m sitting here trying to form sentences. So in lieu of sentences, a little bit of this and a little bit of that. This is beautiful:

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Yeah, that’s stuck on stooopid.

This is epically stupid. Whatever happened to “first do no harm?” Pull his license. Period. People like this keep the Brother employed.

Speaking of which, if you haven’t read this, he was on fire on Friday.

What is it with old people and guns?

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Some 73 year old guy walks into his realtor’s office and caps the guy. Are you kidding me? You live 73 years and that’s your decision making process? Check out the article…the last shooting in that little town was an old guy shooting another old guy. What is the matter with people? Like it’s this guy’s fault the market tumbled? He didn’t shoot the guy that caused the market to tumble. He shot some young guy with a young family who now doesn’t have a Daddy. Where ever that guy’s cell ends up being they should post a picture of the guy and his family so every waking moment he has to look at what he did. And throw him in solitary for defacing it.

I should probably have a category for ass clown, but until then, a definition.