Category: Stuck on Stupid

That’s the best you can do

The War on Drugs.  Why? It’s been going on for 40 years now.  It was Nixon that declared a war on drugs.  Interestingly, Jimmy Carter campaigned on decriminalizing marijuana.  See, he wasn’t as bad as the Right made him out…

Y’all remember to wipe your feet

Let’s see, where to start? Back to the Mormon agenda for a minute.  When was the last time a faggot knocked on your door and tried to recruit you?  Yeah, never. Hypocrites unite.  Maryland delegate Donald H. Dwyer, Jr. the…

Come on now we’re marching to the sea

I can’t help but think about magic underwear when I see Mitt Romney.  I went to check out “temple garmets” (apparently magic underwear is considered to be derogotory) and to my surprise, they’re sold out.  Or maybe they just didn’t…

We both know I’m not what you need

We haven’t done Bon Mots and Cheap Shots in a while.  After five days on the road, it seems appropriate. Let’s start off with Delta Airlines.  Credit where credit is due.  They got those sonofabitches off the gate and in…

We’re not dumb and we’re not blind

Dear Congressman for my client, I am writing you today on behalf of one of your constituents, Mr. <client’s name redacted> and his family.  They currently reside at <client’s address redacted>, CA, but that situation is tenacious.Today, Bank of America took…

Millions of people living as foes

You know, I’d leave this subject alone if it weren’t so important.  Or if it was the drum I’ve been pounding on for the last four years. I’ve said for 20 years that the title industry needed to unionize.  Now…

We’re finally on our own

It could be argued that Occupy Wall Street is wasting a whole bunch of tax payer money.  And I wouldn’t dispute that it’s costing our cities a lot of money to manage the situation.  It could also be argued that…