• Bon Mots and Cheap Shots,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    One trick is all that horse can do

    He’s a one-trick ponyOne trick is all that horse can doHe does, one trick onlyIt’s the principal source of his revenueBut when he steps into the spotlightYou can feel the heat of his heartCome rising through Don’t like the trade deal with China? Threaten them with tariffs. Get them to the table. Give our farmers a $16 billion bail out. Fly to Florida and play golf, it’s just money anyway. After all only liberals put solar panels on their houses. Right? I’m sure that’s what Sean Hannity told him in their late night bromance calls. Don’t like NAFTA? Threaten everyone with tariffs. The Canadians won’t fight back. That’s what Sean…

  • It's all Reagan's fault

    On the other side of a downward spiral

    This is going to be a little hit and run but there is so much going on and so much for me to say. Trump.  Is anyone actually paying attention to this guy?  It’s Munich 1931 all over again.  Want to know how a country can go mad?  Watch us go down this path.  It’s terrifying. Building a wall to keep out the Mexicans.  Throwing out all of the Muslims even though they are as Constitutionally protected as your dear firearms. And Orlando.  It’s all rainbows and unicorns until some nut case shoots up a gay bar.  Now you pissed off the queers and they are coming for your guns.…

  • Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    How sweet the sound

    Well this was a good week to be an American.   I gotta agree with 2001 Britney. I am quite shocked that this SCOTUS arrived at this decision.  I thought the court was so loaded by the Bush’s that it could not arrive at this decision.  48 years after Loving v. Virginia they finally righted another wrong.  Well some of them. Oh the irony! Thanks Obama. Speaking of irony, enjoy this little gem. There should totally be some accountability for that one. Next up, the confederate flag.  Last time I said the conversation would get confused.  Didn’t see the confederate flag thing coming, but seriously, why?  Take it down.  I’m part German.…

  • Bush is a Moron,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    What it is

    There are no words for how pissed I am at the right wing douchebags right now. Nine church going Americans lie dead and these assholes are deliberately confusing the conversation.  They are doing it because they don’t want to face the fact that we are the only civilized nation that has this kind of gun violence.  The rest of the world is asking what the hell is wrong with us.  And I have to concur.  What the hell is wrong with us? Rick Perry, total asshat that he is called it “an accident”.  Hey jackass!  Was it an accident the 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th time he reloaded?  WTF?  WTF?…

  • It's all Reagan's fault,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    Been a long time

    I know.  I know.  I suck.  But I’m here now. The problem is I don’t turn on the news any more so I am slightly less pissed off these days.  However, I do turn on the interwebs so let’s buckle our seatbelts kittens because the stupid is deep. Mike Huckabee.  Moron.  Here’s the quote “We are moving rapidly toward the criminalization of Christianity”.  No we aren’t you moron.  When I was a little kid we sang “Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world, be they yellow black or white they are precious in His sight, Jesus loves the little children of the world.”  It doesn’t say…

  • Bush is a Moron,  It's all Reagan's fault,  Stuck on Stupid

    The court, I fear, has ventured into a minefield.

    Well, we started off last week with the second dumbest decision of the current Supreme Court of the United States.  The dumbest decision was Citizens United and the dumbest of all time remains Dred Scott, although these guys are well on their way to a modern day Dred Scott decision. These nincompoops are a product of the Great Communicator and the Bushes.  Elect morons to office and they pick morons for the court.  The biggest turd is Scalia, a turd that lies on the doorstep of the Right Wings Great White Hope, Reagan. SOME HOW, in this country, your religious beliefs now allow you to discriminate against women.  That, friends, is…

  • Stuck on Stupid

    In Birmingham they love the Governor

    This guy is the gift that keeps on giving.   The Daily Show Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Indecision Political Humor,The Daily Show on Facebook I just don’t think it gets any better than this. Of course if you’ve been following his friend Sean Hannity at all, yes, it does get better. The truth is, there is no good news out there. If you want to know the truth you have to go out and read about it on your own. Now I didn’t have the ability to search Bundy’s title from here but this guy did.  Unfortunately he broke the first rule of title and didn’t run out his…

  • Bush is a Moron,  Rant

    You’ve got the brawn, I’ve got the brain

    Veteran’s Day.  Seems like a good day to be pissed off about something. California, the land of fruits and nuts they’ll tell us.  Well, STFU.  California has given more than any other State.  Including the one that still can secede from the Union and none of us would miss.  STFU. I went to San Francisco three times in the last three days.  Every day you go to San Francisco from East Jesus, you drive by Lafayette.   Photo by Falcorian I think the number was 6905 on Saturday, the day I took BART in.  It is a poignant reminder of every serviceperson who has given their life in the two…

  • Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    I know killers in the streets

    Syria. I know y’all have been waiting for that shoe to drop.  Well, drop it like it’s hot. I have no opinion on Syria.  It’s such a FUBAR mess that I can’t make a decision.  My Libra is in full effect.  And who knows who is telling the truth. How I see it. Assad used Weapons of Mass Destruction on his people.  Plain and simple.  He did it.  The evidence is there. That act is despicable and outside the acceptable parameters for war.  Period.  It should not be tolerated on any level and there are repercussions for that behavior.  If we cannot defend the defenseless what good are we? How…

  • Cycling,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    Loaded up and truckin’ we’re going to do what they said can’t be done

    The stupid is strong. Check out this article and the response by the 11yo kid to the racism he was subjected to.  Sebastian FTW.  Racist assholes have a little problem on their hands.  They are about to be outnumbered.   The United States is heading to the mocha slush I predicted 20 years ago.  I originally thought it wouldn’t happen in my life time, but I’m beginning to think it may occur in the next 25 years.  Which hopefully is my lifetime. What?  That Old Repulsive crew from the late 80’s and 90’s has been decimated by way before their time deaths.  There were four Advisory Title Officers.  Me, Teri,…