I have always sang songs to my animals. If you’ve heard my singing voice you’ll know why they are the only ones who will live with me. It started with the cats. I had two great cats. Broderick Catford and Rayette DiPesto. Rayette DiPesto was the Karen Black character in Five Easy Pieces. I...
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Rita the Doberman
You want your job you better free that brown eyed man
Warmth of the sun
We could file this one under “things that make me happy”. A couple of days ago I got a missive from someone I didn’t know simply asking me if I was going to Barkus and Mutt Lynch. Barkus? I hadn’t heard about it, probably because I read about half of my email. So I...
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We’ll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hoo boy it’s been busy around here. Here’s some bon mots and cheap shots. First, stolen from TriMarni Way back in probably November or December of 2007 when I did my first transport I went down to Los Gatos and met a very famous Doberman breeder who had two trainwrecks in her...
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But the sun rolling high through the sapphire sky
I’ve been heading out to the vegetable garden every evening around 4pm and pulling weeds. The reason is two-pronged. One, I get the weeds out of the garden and the real plants can get some sun and start to grow and two, Bubba will run non-stop while I’m outside. Mr. OCD needs to burn...
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Staring at the goldfish bowl, poppin’ phenobarbitol
I know we need rain, but this is ridiculous. At least I don’t live in an area that was ravaged by wild fires last summer. I know folks out in places like Fallbrook and Santa Cruz. That’s got to suck for them. Here on The Farm, which is now known as the Everglades, it’s...
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And the victim well he won’t come back
I really think that Rita is a criminal. A cold hearted psychopathic criminal. A sociopath. That dog is not right. Monday I took Bubba out with me for a training session. When I train them I take them out singularly. Rita is happy in the back yard so I left her out there. When...
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