• Bush is a Moron,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    What it is

    There are no words for how pissed I am at the right wing douchebags right now. Nine church going Americans lie dead and these assholes are deliberately confusing the conversation.  They are doing it because they don’t want to face the fact that we are the only civilized nation that has this kind of gun violence.  The rest of the world is asking what the hell is wrong with us.  And I have to concur.  What the hell is wrong with us? Rick Perry, total asshat that he is called it “an accident”.  Hey jackass!  Was it an accident the 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th time he reloaded?  WTF?  WTF?…

  • Bush is a Moron,  It's all Reagan's fault,  Stuck on Stupid

    The court, I fear, has ventured into a minefield.

    Well, we started off last week with the second dumbest decision of the current Supreme Court of the United States.  The dumbest decision was Citizens United and the dumbest of all time remains Dred Scott, although these guys are well on their way to a modern day Dred Scott decision. These nincompoops are a product of the Great Communicator and the Bushes.  Elect morons to office and they pick morons for the court.  The biggest turd is Scalia, a turd that lies on the doorstep of the Right Wings Great White Hope, Reagan. SOME HOW, in this country, your religious beliefs now allow you to discriminate against women.  That, friends, is…

  • Bush is a Moron,  Rant

    You’ve got the brawn, I’ve got the brain

    Veteran’s Day.  Seems like a good day to be pissed off about something. California, the land of fruits and nuts they’ll tell us.  Well, STFU.  California has given more than any other State.  Including the one that still can secede from the Union and none of us would miss.  STFU. I went to San Francisco three times in the last three days.  Every day you go to San Francisco from East Jesus, you drive by Lafayette.   Photo by Falcorian I think the number was 6905 on Saturday, the day I took BART in.  It is a poignant reminder of every serviceperson who has given their life in the two…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots,  Bush is a Moron,  Corporate Wankers,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    I’m the other white meat known as ‘Kid Funky Fried’

    This country has had better weeks.  And few worse. Oh how we cling to our  guns because they are going to protect us.  No one would be able to hurt us if we all had our assault rifles.  No one would be able to place a bomb at a public event and murder three people and maim hundreds more.  And if they did the gun owners could just mow them down with their awesome firepower. Yeah.  Didn’t happen. Well, if those same two shit stains got into a gun fight we could defend ourselves and shoot back and…didn’t happen. Your “Red Dawn” fantasy is laughable. ~Steve Marmel Why is no…

  • Bush is a Moron,  It's all Reagan's fault,  Rant

    Foreman says these jobs are going boys and they ain’t coming back to your hometown

    OK, maybe the Presidential debate drinking game wasn’t such a great idea.  Or maybe drinking whenever someone said “middle class” was a bad idea. Not to worry, this morning we have a whole new kettle of fish to shoot in a barrel.  Or rather, binders of women.  What does that mean? Maybe not that. Not like that Bubba.  Jeez.  Now Hillary is going to want to… Doh! This morning’s stop over at Politifact.com, they rated most of the debate was at least half or mostly true which is a big improvement.  Romney should not have gone after the Libya thing so hard, he was wrong.  The thing is, to any…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots,  Bush is a Moron,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    We both know I’m not what you need

    We haven’t done Bon Mots and Cheap Shots in a while.  After five days on the road, it seems appropriate. Let’s start off with Delta Airlines.  Credit where credit is due.  They got those sonofabitches off the gate and in the air on time.  Set a watch by those guys.  Clear airplanes, delightful staff.  Smooth flight back to Orlando and relatively smooth home, even though I know that’s a function of the weather, I was expecting a rough flight home and it did not scare the crap out of me.  In spite of both flights home being over booked on the way home I had an empty seat next to…

  • Bush is a Moron,  It's all Reagan's fault,  Stuck on Stupid

    Who do you think you’re fooling?

    We’re heading into another political season, as if we ever got out of the last one. Like most of the country, I am outraged by what’s going on, or perhaps what’s not going on in Congress.  I am disgusted by how stupid we’ve become.  And I am mad as hell. Are you getting tomorrow off?  Great.  THANK THE UNIONS. From the Department of Labor’s website: Labor Day: How it Came About; What it Means Labor Day, the first Monday in September, is a creation of the labor movement and is dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers. It constitutes a yearly national tribute to the contributions workers…

  • Bush is a Moron,  Cycling,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    That’s great, it starts with an earthquake

    Well, I’m still here.  Guess that rapture gig didn’t work out so good for Mr. Camping.  You gots a lot of splaining to do Lucy.  Let’s start with a few random Bible quotes.  Matthew 7:15. I don’t know what this New International Version is…let’s go with King James. 15Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. 16Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? 17Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. 18A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots,  Bush is a Moron

    A drunkards dream if I ever did see one

    I guess tomorrow is tax day.  I originally thought it was Friday, but who knows.  I have an accountant.  I don’t know how I have an accountant.  She should fire me.  I haven’t paid her for last year yet.  But she had her guy call me on Tuesday and say “We’re filing an extension for you, do you have some numbers for us?”  You mean I’m not fired?  I put together numbers for last year for her.  I know why last year was so tough now.  I thought it was the no closings from May to November thing, but really, I made more than the average American did last year. …

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots,  Bush is a Moron,  Corporate Wankers,  Dogs,  It's all Reagan's fault,  Photojournalism,  Rant

    Thibodeaux, fontaineaux, the place is buzzin’

    Jack Assery, party of one, your table is ready. OK, I know.  blahblahblah. Thieves.  These thieves are lucky.  I don’t know that I would have been able to restrain my desire to fire off rounds at them if I’d been home. These little d-bags stole my catalytic converter.  They unbolted it at the back but then used a pipe cutter to cut my goddamned header because the front bolts were seized.  I want to shoot them all.  I was out of town at The Cult of Red’s Family Reunion (an amazing event that makes me proud to be affiliated with them) when this happened and my dogs were in their…