• Bon Mots and Cheap Shots

    Dear Voters

    In particular Bernie Sanders supporters.  And really anyone who is thinking like Susan Sarandon is right now.  Bernie is running for the Democratic Party nomination.  He is not running for the Green Party nomination, the Independent party nomination or any other nomination.  He is running for the Democratic Party nomination.  If he does not win, which as of right now is a real possibility, although Hillz is certainly not a shoo-in right now, the people who have registered Democrat need to step in line and support the party nomination.  Period.  Not behave like petulant children Susan.  I’m not thrilled with this process but this is the process by which we…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots

    Please forgive me, for having straight hair

    There is so much to rant about right now, it’s hard to know where to start. So let’s just talk about the fact that any moron who has voted or is about to vote for Donald Trump. Dear Moron, you are stupid.  Extremely stupid.  I know, you think the politicians are the problem, so bring in an outsider.  Well, that would make sense if there was something amounting to a backroom deal going on in this country.  But there isn’t.  There’s Mr. Turtlehead standing there saying that the American people should have a say in who picks the new Supreme Court justice.  Dear Mr. Turtlehead, they did have a say when…

  • Rant

    And nothing but the truth so help your black ass?

    I’ve been super busy, selling a shit ton of real estate.  However, I have finally gotten pissed enough to take time out of my busy day to rage.  And rage I will. Y’all know I don’t like it when the police shoot dogs.  Nine times out of ten it’s unwarranted.  Now the police have been shooting negroes for years but now it’s just getting out of hand.  They’ve been shooting good negroes for no reason.  How am I going to get my house clean and my cotton picked if the police keep shooting all the negroes. Stop.  Wait a minute. https://youtu.be/L_Hgh7sPDLM I think the NFL is blocking the youtube, but…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots

    I like to dip and I like to spit

    Don’t you worry your pretty little heads.  I’m still here and I’m still pissed. I am particularly pissed at anyone who thinks that Donald Trump, Ben Carson or Jeb Bush would make a good President.  They won’t.  They suck.  And you are an idiot if you think that any of these guys could be President. Trump has the most potential, if he weren’t a racist loose cannon.  At what point does he say “Some of my best friends are Mexican?”  That’s not what this country needs. Jeb Bush?  Because W did such a great job?  I love how the Bush’s are trying to rewrite history.  Sorry.  We were here.  Your…

  • Rant

    Sing the rain on the roof on a summer night

    It’s time. I haven’t got off a good rant in a while.  Let’s do this! The precipitating factor was a comment on Kid President’s facebook page.  His comment was “We need to live in a world with fewer selfies and more #otherpeoplies”.  Cute for sure.  Although my selfies with Bill the Dog make this world a better place, but I digress.  Someone commented “We need less ‘I’m offended’ and more ‘I’m listening’.”  On it’s face that sounds great.  Except for one thing.  Some shit is just goddamned offensive. I’m not listening to these assholes. ^That is a Getty Image apparent taken by Spencer Platt originally found on theroot.com That is…

  • Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    How sweet the sound

    Well this was a good week to be an American.   I gotta agree with 2001 Britney. I am quite shocked that this SCOTUS arrived at this decision.  I thought the court was so loaded by the Bush’s that it could not arrive at this decision.  48 years after Loving v. Virginia they finally righted another wrong.  Well some of them. Oh the irony! Thanks Obama. Speaking of irony, enjoy this little gem. There should totally be some accountability for that one. Next up, the confederate flag.  Last time I said the conversation would get confused.  Didn’t see the confederate flag thing coming, but seriously, why?  Take it down.  I’m part German.…

  • Bush is a Moron,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    What it is

    There are no words for how pissed I am at the right wing douchebags right now. Nine church going Americans lie dead and these assholes are deliberately confusing the conversation.  They are doing it because they don’t want to face the fact that we are the only civilized nation that has this kind of gun violence.  The rest of the world is asking what the hell is wrong with us.  And I have to concur.  What the hell is wrong with us? Rick Perry, total asshat that he is called it “an accident”.  Hey jackass!  Was it an accident the 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th time he reloaded?  WTF?  WTF?…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots

    So make lots of noise

      Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner.  Why do we care?  Seriously.  I’m not married to either one of them.  Who gives a shit? Rachel Dolezal.  A little more interesting.  She’s not black enough because she’s white.  She’s too black because she’s white.  She is checking the wrong box on her Census form?  I guess.  It’s not like there isn’t a whole bunch of people out there living out their fantasies as someone who they aren’t or maybe someone they became.  It’s just that Jenner can go to the best Doctors in America and go through gender reassignment.  I don’t think you can go through race reassignment so Rachel, we’ve got a problem. And…

  • It's all Reagan's fault,  Rant,  Stuck on Stupid

    Been a long time

    I know.  I know.  I suck.  But I’m here now. The problem is I don’t turn on the news any more so I am slightly less pissed off these days.  However, I do turn on the interwebs so let’s buckle our seatbelts kittens because the stupid is deep. Mike Huckabee.  Moron.  Here’s the quote “We are moving rapidly toward the criminalization of Christianity”.  No we aren’t you moron.  When I was a little kid we sang “Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world, be they yellow black or white they are precious in His sight, Jesus loves the little children of the world.”  It doesn’t say…

  • Bon Mots and Cheap Shots

    She bet on one horse to win and I bet on another to show

    How about a year end wrap up?  Oh what the hell? Here are last year’s top ten: Lose that last 35 pounds.  Lost another 10 but still have a ways to go. Ride at 15mph. I started to get faster and then had that hamstring injury so I’m still sitting around 11.7mph Eliminate the rest of the debt.  Didn’t get this done but did make steady progress Eliminate the IRS issue.  Didn’t get this done either but am making payments thus eliminating the potential for debtors prison Practice the daily 10 five days a week.  I’m giving myself a C+ on this one.  I did remarkably well on this when I…