Good morning Kittens! I’ve missed you. Have you missed me? I’ve missed me too. So pull up your big boy pants and lets get on with it. Things that piss me off. Oh why the hell not? The hottest viral video on the internets right now. It’s long, 10 minutes. Totally worth it. Now...
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I said stand or deliver or the devil he may take ya
I stepped outside myself and felt so cold
Bon mots and cheap shots this morning. And there is consequence to action. Sometimes the asshole that starts the whole thing rolling doesn’t have to feel the pain, but here’s one that should have. Yeah, we’re still working on the family pets shot by...
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Eat the salted peanuts out the can
I have just plain been busy. I need to work more jackassery back into my life. Lucky for y’all there are plenty of things to piss me off. What pisses me off the most? Besides the teabaggers it would be cops shooting innocent dogs....
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And we gonna make you lose your mind
I’m sorry. I lost control of everything. That is all. So here’s an update and some bon mots and cheap shots. Ready. Set. Go. Last we heard, my all...
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God hears “amen” wherever we are
Every now and then, things get so sideways that you have no idea how you got here. My phone rang last night but the ringer was off as I’d...
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Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
I wrote a really really great speech for my Toastmaster’s Club last night. It was a speech contest and I’m generally golden for contests. I have the presence and...
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